Shock! Prime Minister to contest next election.

My mother did not teach me that 'if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything'. She taught me to just let fly.

But I haven't got anything to say about the report I have heard on the radio regarding the Prime Minister's decision to stay on to contest the next election.

Excuse me. I am off to sit in a dark room with my hands over my ears and my eyelids down.